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PayPal, Zelle, Cryptos, Vanilla, Western Union, MoneyGram, Walmart, Amazon, Cash App via BTC, Bank Transfer, Ali Pay, Handjobs

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We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

FartDracula's picture

Wait...issues? I literally just placed one...what issues?

stolenbases_sd's picture

If you scroll down this page more and read you’ll find out specifically

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FartDracula's picture

Yeah that really sucks, I kind of went about this in the dumbest fucking way possible. I'm sure it'll turn out fine

WarDaddy27's picture

If your order was placed properly shouldn't need to worry. Check your mail and order history for updates. I've placed multiple orders with zero issues and always a quick TD.

FartDracula's picture

It's actually hit pre-shipment already, and from what I can tell UncleYoked seems to be pretty cool, maybe a bit overworked and stressed out but cool.

WarDaddy27's picture

Facts, but if I had to transport my balls around in a wheelbarrow, I'd be too. LoL!!

UncleYoked's picture

It's a small wheelbarrow

Liljuicy's picture

Does anyone know if I HAVE to chew the accutane 25mg tablets? They come in a chewable form it says. No sure what is best for the liver haha.

UncleYoked's picture

The halving is here, I'm going to pull down BTC for a bit until things settle as fees are all over the place and sky rocketing 'temporarily' as networks are clogging and BTC miners may be reducing their mining capabilities, who knows what's going on, we just know it's a bit chaotic at the moment. We'll have it back up and running shortly.

FartDracula's picture

oh fuck...

UncleYoked's picture

@HXJohnDoe
Time stamp 11am CST on 4/20

UncleYoked's picture

@HXJohnDoe
24hrs passed
48hrs to go

UncleYoked's picture

ok I think he's afraid of the liability of losing. Which is understandable.
Change of terms.
If you win, I send you $1000
If I win, I will send $1000 to a charity of your choice
@HXJohnDoe this is your opportunity to do something decent one way or the other. What do you say?

Rosschestzip's picture

Are you basing this off his one comment? Or do you KNOW that’s him?

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UncleYoked's picture

That's him. He won't respond to me anymore =(

Rosschestzip's picture

Awww almost made a little buddy. I’m sorry man I’m sure you’ll find another groupie soon

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DeeMan's picture

The beginning of a new friendship!! Legendary!

UncleYoked's picture

not gonna lie, he had helped me, inadvertently. I've been delaying some upgrades and updates since they weren't really necessary but now that it's all running, the site is moving smoother than ever. Super responsive, it was worth the investment.

DeeMan's picture

I'm sure your positivity pisses the guy off!!!
Well glad you turned a negative into a positive

UncleYoked's picture

I have nothing to lose. I don't get much from this personally. I'm sure you know where the money goes but it's a lot of risk to help others. If I get shut down it'll hurt some people but eventually it has to happen. I've done what I can to ensure a positive future for them but I can't do this forever. If I make it to the end of this year there's a very strong possibility I'll hang up the coat. It's been an amazing run but this is a young mans game and I'm not a young man anymore.

DeeMan's picture

Umm looks like he chose the wrong src unfortunately from what you're saying lol. But I totally understand man. You've been in that mindset for awhile and I completely understand. Hell if I were an src it would be very hard for me to walk away however like you said you're not young, most of us aren't by the way lol, and I'm sure you have done well for yourself.

UncleYoked's picture

and we're back up.

BrainsNGainz's picture

Website ddos'ed again?
Seems like someone isn't happy with you having a sale...

UncleYoked's picture

Just my new friend John insisting I take some leisure time. No biggy.
I didn't catch a damn thing yesterday though, was still nice either way.
Tech team is doing their thing, Johnny is off doing his, the cat and mouse game goes on.
We got a backup server running to process orders and for steel and above customers to use in the downtime. if anyone wants an upgrade, feel free to DM me to check your account.
History of 1 order min on account of 1 year or more
Actively used account with good standing on eroids over 1-2 years

Liljuicy's picture

@UncleYoked can you add me back, I accidentally deleted you. I got banned from the servers early this morning. I’ll pm you once I can.

UncleYoked's picture

backup servers are up and processing orders, fish aren't biting and it's going between raining and sprinkling but hey, this is a nice office space I have today. Thanks @HXJohnDoe for the day off, I really needed this

HXJohnDoe's picture

??

UncleYoked's picture

I'm 'working' from a Kayak bro. I told you, we are one now, you and me, forever. You're making me a better person, forcing me to take breaks. I confess, I'm a workaholic, which is why retiring is so hard but you forced me to take a break and I'm thankful for that. I don't know if I could do this 24/7 but maybe there's something more useful I can be doing with my time. Maybe something outside, hands on, I miss framing houses. Maybe I'll join habitat for humanity or something.

RRamp's picture

Hey Unc, is there any chance if you can see if my order shipped? The order number is 48836

ABC's picture

bro pm him dont share order numbers

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