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UncleYoked 2099
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PayPal, Zelle, Cryptos, Vanilla, Western Union, MoneyGram, Walmart, Amazon, Cash App via BTC, Bank Transfer, Ali Pay, Handjobs

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We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

bishpeas's picture

Any promos going on right now?

gohardmenard's picture

Hey UncleYoked,

My order status has been on Ready to Ship since April 29th, can you give me an update on how long until it gets shipped.

Adams0721's picture

My past orders usually ship 3 to 4 business days after is says "ready to ship". It's gonna hit the road any day now. I've placed several orders , never have I been let down

gohardmenard's picture

Thanks Adam0721, this is my first order so I was a little nervous. I appreciate the response.

UncleYoked's picture

Did it happen to have HCG? If so that was the delay, otherwise, I'll DM me with order # and I'll go crack some whips because that is entirely too long in the RTS status

gohardmenard's picture

No Unc, but my product has been shipped. They emailed me a response in a timely fashion. Thanks for your response.

Adams0721's picture

No worries! I totally get it. Honestly I couldn't be happier with the customer service and products! Fucken top notch!

Adams0721's picture

Hope everyone is doing well, kicking ass and taking names! I purchased peptides (TB500 5mg) but have no idea on how to administer it. It would be greatly appreciated if one of you guys with experience could help me out with what the "bac water" is , dosage and the best way to administer it.

UncleYoked's picture

Bac water you can get on amazon, bacteriostatic water. It's just sterile water with benzyl alcohol that is filtered and safe for administration.
Your dosing schedule will determine how you reconstitute.
If you're running 1mg a day (for example) you can reconstitute with 1ml of bac water by slowly releasing it in to the vial letting it run down the side. You can swirl but don't shake, once it's in a solution, draw up 20iu on a slin pin and that is 1mg

Adams0721's picture

Appreciate you Unc! Thank you!

gohardmenard's picture

How long does it take for order to be shipped, after Ready to Ship has been posted?

Gordonramsayontren's picture

Yo uncleyolked, do you know when you might get the semaglutide back in stock? I've been getting it from amino asylum, but it's $100 there. Do you trust your source that it's good quality? I've heard lots of stories of people supposedly getting underdosed product. Also, does it come as a powder where you have to add the bac water?

UncleYoked's picture

We actually already have it, we just haven't put it up yet. We'll get it listed tomorrow along with TB500, BPC and HCG.
Yes they need to be reconstituted

FartDracula's picture

All went well, I finally got to experience the wonder of freaking out over whether or not I accurately drew 1ml.

Cookie13's picture

Is there a customer service email or number? I messed up and submitted a payment without my info.

UncleYoked's picture

reply to the email or you can send me a friend request and message me

Cookie13's picture

Sent

UncleYoked's picture

@Gordonramsayontren not sure the exact issue you're having there. I wouldn't send to a different email address, no matter how close it is, it wouldn't be ours.
The email rep has no clue how any of that works, for him the best answer is to talk to the bank because on our end it is currently functional. The only thing I can imagine is that the receiver was at it's limit for the day. You should have been presented with an alt payment address

Gordonramsayontren's picture

If anyone can help me, I am trying to use zelle to pay for an order - first time with this site. Every time I use the info provided it gives me an error message "unable to process this request at this time." I've called the bank they say nothing is wrong on their end, no blocks. I've also used Zell recently to pay for stuff from another gray market site. Thing is, when I add an s to the email address name (to make it plural, not sure if he wants me listing the email here), that address with the same name actually works.

It also won't let me even request $ from this email address. I would do btc but ive already been blocked by cashapp and PayPal to buy btc. So there would be lots of hoops, fees, and delays trying to buy and send crypto. I reached out to him and he got back to me but I feel like he kinda overlooked my predicament. He told me to contact my bank, bit I had already explained to him that I had already contacted my bank in my first email to him. Just not sure why Zelle would randomly not work all of the sudden. I even tested it just now by buying some rc benzos (banks will sometimes blacklist certain vendors) off another site and zelle worked just fine.

Any help pr advice on where to buy btc without any delays would be much appreciated

Protein Junkie's picture

So I too have been having this same issue. I did reach out my bank and was told the contact information I was providing was on the EWS (early warning system) and I wouldn’t be able to send funds to this business now or in the future. I ask for other options or even an updated name and email to send the funds to and was send a list of payment options that are on the site. I don’t have BTC and my order doesn’t meet the Vanilla Gift Card amount. I have always used Zelle for this site and NEVER had an issue. I don’t want my order put back but can’t seem to figure out how to place this order. I’m in my run right now and very possibly may run out. I really need some sort of update on how to make this work!

UncleYoked's picture

There's been an update to the receiver recently. Can email and ask for a secondary receiver if one is available.
In reality, BTC is the fastest and easiest method. Doesn't require anything fancy or any risk of loss if you buy/send

Protein Junkie's picture

I sent another email and was advised there is no secondary receiver available.
I also received an email from you guys recently stating BTC wasn’t recommended?! I just want to place my order. Someone please help!

UncleYoked's picture

it wasn't the other day. I guess I should send an update.
During the halving BTC fees went through the roof and made transactions borderline impossible. It's all settled now

Jockstrap's picture

Sounds like the feds are onto you. You got blocked on two others so wait for that 5am knock knock boom

AppleJuice's picture

Did I miss the sale? :(

SouthernTiger's picture

Code still works on the site right now.

UncleYoked's picture

just because I'm forgetful. I'm turning it off now

SauceMonkey69's picture

-- I knew i shouldve locked it in last night!

Billydwilliams's picture

Damn, did I miss the HCG restock or is more coming? Thx UNC

AppleJuice's picture

I’m looking for info on the tren/test combo too. Any updates? Smile

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