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Payment Methods: 
PayPal, Zelle, Cryptos, Vanilla, Western Union, MoneyGram, Walmart, Amazon, Cash App via BTC, Bank Transfer, Ali Pay, Handjobs

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We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

Gordonramsayontren's picture

If anyone can help me, I am trying to use zelle to pay for an order - first time with this site. Every time I use the info provided it gives me an error message "unable to process this request at this time." I've called the bank they say nothing is wrong on their end, no blocks. I've also used Zell recently to pay for stuff from another gray market site. Thing is, when I add an s to the email address name (to make it plural, not sure if he wants me listing the email here), that address with the same name actually works.

It also won't let me even request $ from this email address. I would do btc but ive already been blocked by cashapp and PayPal to buy btc. So there would be lots of hoops, fees, and delays trying to buy and send crypto. I reached out to him and he got back to me but I feel like he kinda overlooked my predicament. He told me to contact my bank, bit I had already explained to him that I had already contacted my bank in my first email to him. Just not sure why Zelle would randomly not work all of the sudden. I even tested it just now by buying some rc benzos (banks will sometimes blacklist certain vendors) off another site and zelle worked just fine.

Any help pr advice on where to buy btc without any delays would be much appreciated

Protein Junkie's picture

So I too have been having this same issue. I did reach out my bank and was told the contact information I was providing was on the EWS (early warning system) and I wouldn’t be able to send funds to this business now or in the future. I ask for other options or even an updated name and email to send the funds to and was send a list of payment options that are on the site. I don’t have BTC and my order doesn’t meet the Vanilla Gift Card amount. I have always used Zelle for this site and NEVER had an issue. I don’t want my order put back but can’t seem to figure out how to place this order. I’m in my run right now and very possibly may run out. I really need some sort of update on how to make this work!

UncleYoked's picture

There's been an update to the receiver recently. Can email and ask for a secondary receiver if one is available.
In reality, BTC is the fastest and easiest method. Doesn't require anything fancy or any risk of loss if you buy/send

Protein Junkie's picture

I sent another email and was advised there is no secondary receiver available.
I also received an email from you guys recently stating BTC wasn’t recommended?! I just want to place my order. Someone please help!

UncleYoked's picture

it wasn't the other day. I guess I should send an update.
During the halving BTC fees went through the roof and made transactions borderline impossible. It's all settled now

Jockstrap's picture

Sounds like the feds are onto you. You got blocked on two others so wait for that 5am knock knock boom

AppleJuice's picture

Did I miss the sale? :(

SouthernTiger's picture

Code still works on the site right now.

UncleYoked's picture

just because I'm forgetful. I'm turning it off now

SauceMonkey69's picture

-- I knew i shouldve locked it in last night!

Billydwilliams's picture

Damn, did I miss the HCG restock or is more coming? Thx UNC

AppleJuice's picture

I’m looking for info on the tren/test combo too. Any updates? Smile

HOSS CLIBBINS's picture

Order #2 from everybody’s favorite Uncle has arrived a day earlier than expected. All in all it was 6 (COUNT ‘EM….1 2 3 4 5 6) days from order to receipt. Better service and faster shipping than most vendors even while a disgruntled (now former) boyfriend was playing love games with the site. Keep doing what you’re doing Unc..you are the man.
I guess I should say the DBol is legit and I started the Provi yesterday, so it’s too early to tell, but based on my past experience with his products it will be top quality.

UncleYoked's picture

Still won't give back my favorite T shirt

HOSS CLIBBINS's picture

---- He’s still sleeping with it and drying his tears on it.

Swollengonads's picture

500 test e, 4 weeks in, feeling great, literally can't walk from pip, shits that concentrate

FartDracula's picture

read this as a slam poem

Swollengonads's picture

I do an improv on Thursdays, they had to wheelchair me onto the stage

lift heavy's picture

I tried that 500 test e only one time and could not handle it

Irishmailman.'s picture

When will MG be operational?

UncleYoked's picture

This can't be real.... I remember watching videos of him selling on late night infomercials and saying "But wait, there's more" not bloopers.
Please tell me I'm not the only one, this is the first time this Mandela effect has really got me.

Boxes's picture

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-505123_162-42742049/billy-mays-dies-and-the-...

I wouldn’t claim this is confirmation. But the first sentence of this 2009 article after his death claims he used the line.

Edit: something weird happened to the link when I shared it here. You can still see the article if you search the title of it in Google though.

Drexyl's picture

I’m with you, but was it Billy Mays that said it or one of the other late night hucksters?
Edit- wife just confirmed Billy Mays. But, there was also the shamwow guy and the British guy that had the blender cup things. “And now you can make an easy omelette!”

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Dragoon's picture

He never actually said but wait there is more in any infomercial. Only in a few blooper reels.

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stolenbases_sd's picture

Are you currently accepting new orders/customers? Looking to place my first order through titans but want to make sure all the issues you’ve been having have been resolved. Thank you

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UncleYoked's picture

oh yeah, that was just a passing fling, we broke up and everything is back to normal. Friday night with the boys and all

stolenbases_sd's picture

Wonderful, thanks for clarifying, look forward to trying you out for the first time ----

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