posted Thu, 03/31/2016 - 02:13
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MOST BAD-ASS CARS...... YOUR TOP 3
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As a short, ugly guy with no real hope of ever attracting a woman who can actually think for herself, I rely on other shallow shit to get me by when it comes to sex that doesn't come from the video store.
And one of those things is cars. But before I spend my hard-earned stolen money, I want to do some research and make sure my purchase is one that will tell the world that I'm not only capable traveling to places without taking the bus, but that I can also look cool doing it.
So if you were going to pick 3 bad-ass cars, what would they be?
Anyone who lists a van or Crown Vic will be reported to the MOD's.
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AnonThe new
Chevelle
that looks like they are copying the revamped dodge challenger
StevebFor half the price of these new muscle cars you can get an old one that needs a little work and it wont lose half it's value the first time you drive it.
Absolutely.
so nice Schevelle. Oh God.....
Damn, didn't know there was a new chevelle.
AnonYea it's not official yet and may not make it into production but I damn sure hope it does
Its a concept isnt it..looks nice.............
Alright bro, let me help you out a little. You need to pick up a Mercedes Benz AMG S65 Coupe.
Now before you shut the door on this hear me out. Yeah, the Lambo's and the super cars are badass but you know as well as I do that the ride on one of these cars are absolute shit unless you are cruising at speeds of 120 mph+ and we all know that shit Ain't happnin' when you are out on parole. You could go the Porsche route, they are pretty damn fun in the handling Dept, but you are too damn big for the skinny ass seats Porsche offers. It's just not for you.
The muscle cars, hellcats, or classic restored badass big block super sports....hell yes badass cars but let's face it you are only going to pick up a handful of chicks with that car and even if you get a handful you'll never get laid because you'll be spending all your time getting stopped by every redneck who ever lived wanting to jerk off to the sounds of the exhaust pipes. You could possibly consider a BMW M6 with the competition pack which is really a kick ass car but then you would have to wear a crooked flat brimmed hat and take upon yourself the title of Douche Bag. That just comes with the territory of owning a beemer.
Soooo, back to the S65. This is your car. It's a comfortable ride for a big guy, the V-12 sounds like 12 whores reaching climax all at once but in slow motion and it picks up every chick alive from high end bitches to hot trashy chicks that only come out during the local county fair. Any girl you would ever want. Thats how that car works. Fast as hell, comfortable, and if you pony up an extra 1000 bucks they will install a small refrigerator in the back seat to store your gh, a couple six packs of old Milwaukee, and a can of Copenhagen.
Hope that helps.
All my love, no homo
Ed
Pretty much sums it up for me.
LOL.... The Lambo was soooo outrageous but never really a track car.... Just something to make a statement with. I've actually driven a Countach and I can tell you.. It's like getting a chance to bang that actress you thought was so hot 20 years ago and then finding out some things are better left as fantasies... HORRIBLE car to drive... But GREAT to look at.
So did you decide what you were going to get?
A few years back an acquaintance of mine purchased a murcialago. It was the kickin-est ass car of all time according to him. Well..it was until he sold it. Then he let me know how big of a piece of shit it was. Said it would overheat in regular traffic and he could only drive it for 20 minutes at a time because it was so miserable to drive in.
RustyhookerNoone can throw it down like you do. Lmao
I used to watch a lot of Perry Mason when I was a kid.
It is like you can read my mind. I have only jerked off on six hellcats so far but you know I live in the country.
You and me both brother. Mix a hellcat and a Duramax and I'll call it a threesome.
That is not a bad idea for the diesel brothers,lol
A little bit of country and a little bit of rock and roll.
Acura NSX, Toyota Supra, Lotus Elise
Stevebhttp://www.caranddriver.com/photo-gallery/jeep-trailcat-is-the-707-hp-he...
My #1 will be Mustang '69
67 chevelle malibu ss, not into original state ( no fun there) 502 big block and all the modern comforts.
Really like the hell cat to, I just think dodge nailed it on bringing the challenger back to life and for a supercar I would have to pick the Ford gt I just liked those when they came out. I had a 2007 dodge magnum srt ...that's right the station wagon..lol...I like it. My 1st car was a 69 mustang Mach 1 fastback with a 429 in it that my dad gave me when I was 17 we called it the water melon, green paint with red vinyl interior. ..lol
Edit : 62 chevy bubble top has caught my eye as of late, super nice when done right
A low rider black Peterbilt, with a low rise sleeper, large sunvisor and big chrome pipes has a bit of a bad ass look to it.
RustyhookerHey rusty, i bet when you pulled into the PILOT STATION for "rest" the lot lizards swarmed you....
RustyhookerThe truck was sweet! I only got to ride in it. Polished, chromed or painted everything to match.
nice ride
The scraper blade on the front is a little worrisome.
RustyhookerIts been 25 years since building a custom diesel. Last one was a kenworth conventional. Used the narrow front bumper for clearance.
Now thats a fkn grocery getter!
RustyhookerWhole trailer at a time. Lol
RustyhookerThe chevy 2 lil matchbox car 64/65. Definitely on my list someday.
https://youtu.be/LMN4pBaLopE
33 Plymouth 2 door. Came factory style with choped top.
https://youtu.be/aZjsJYHEHJo
33 ford coupe.
https://youtu.be/SihDlknejSs
That Ford couple is NICE!
RustyhookerThe older cars had personality.
Plymouth super bird , 49 mercury two door aka the lead sled and 54 Plymouth savoy. Owned the savoy and the merc. Theres no chance of me owning a numbers machine bird.
Thumbs up on the savoy!
Thanks man I miss that car. I have 55 Buick now. That savoy had the first generation hemi in it instead of the flathead 6 with the tranny that shares the engine oil.
StevebThose Super Birds go for 80 grand without a motor.
I know it. Watched one roll across the auction block out west. I also know a guy in Maine who has one , he's an original owner 440 6 pack.
StevebThat guy must make a lot of money.
He did back in the day. Was a high up at GE. Doesn't drive it , said when he dies either his 2 grand kids can split the money and use it on whatever or put it towards their college.
First thing that comes to mind is a Corvette
Koenigsegg One:1, beats every supercar out there.
The car I currently own Z06 Corvette
Car I used to have Ferrari Modena
Such badass pieces of machinery. Sure wish I had 5 million for the Koenigsegg.
TryHarder007Take your K... I'll woop your ass with a P1 ;)
A mustang of course!
I would have to place the hellcat in my number one slot. I love that car.
Second I guess I like the look of the new bandit and 800+hp
Third would be the classic charger
AnonMust agree on the hellcat
My buddy has a General Lee with a 440 in it. Tough to beat that car in overall coolness.
Steveb